After 5 days I am unfortunately still sick. The only “good” news is that I narrowed down what I have to either Bird Flu, or Mad Cow Syndrome. The best bet is Bird Flu due to the fact I haven’t eaten cow brains in months, and my mom’s Nanday Conure bites, licks, and craps on me (in that order) almost daily.
I hope this is not like the time I thought I had SARS.
Coco Krisp, my mom’s Conure and possibly Satan