Momma don’t let your boys grow up to be John McClane

While I was working today a young child who was probably 5 or 6 runs into my store being chased by his apparently angry mother. This isn’t an unusual sight so I continue to go about my duties. I turn back around to ask another customer if they needed any help and I hear from around corner: “Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!“. I take quick peak to see what all the commotion was about and I see the apparently angry mother from before now trying to hold on to her struggling child who was letting loose a string of “Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!” “Pinko bitch!” and “Motherfuckin’ motherfucker!”.

As she struggles to drag her child out of the store an obviously embarrassed gentleman (most likely the father) joins them and they precede out. My co-worker, obviously shocked by the event, turns to me and asks “What the hell was that?“. The father turns back to us and with a defeated look on his face responds “TV in his room…Die Hard…2

Advertisements

5 responses to “Momma don’t let your boys grow up to be John McClane

  1. Mental note: Do not let my child watch Die Hard (or have a tv in her room.)

  2. You can’t make shit up like that!

  3. @Karen you really can’t…

  4. I love it!!! I work with kids and only occasionally do I get this kind of comedy gold. When I do, it’s good for days of laughter.

  5. Hahahaha! I would not have been able to hold in my laughter.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s